- I asked my mom how she met my dad, and she said she was at a basketball game in college this guy was distracted and got the ball in the face, and he had a swollen nose covered in blood, and he came up to her after the game and said, "I was distracted by you" with blood all over his face and shirt
- I asked my dad and he said "my friend has promised to give me 10 bucks if I invite a girl out on a date with a broken nose, and she would say yes"